Medieval Bud Light [Part 2] - Battle Pep Talk - Dilly Dilly Wait Where's Billy?

Last time on me “talking about a bunch of commercials that are crazy and super irrational," we talked about one of the medieval themed But Light commercials. And now, we are going to talk about another. And by we, I mean we, and I’m very much loving the fact that this can be incredibly informal and that I can use contractions at the very beginning of a sentence and that I can use run-on sentences. Now that I’ve spent about 160 words on exposition, let’s get into the next medieval Bud Light commercial that I’m going to pick at.

Let’s get on to the good old battles, MEDIEVAL MIGHT!!! Let’s see what all that “live action role playing on a saturday but it rolls over to sunday because freaking DALE didn’t want to just surrender so now you’re gonna be late for Nana’s good old macaroni pie” fuss is about shall we?

“Battle Pep Talk” -

Here we have the king of… a kingdom. I say “a” kingdom here of course because there is another kingdom on the other side of the field. A much better armed kingdom. This is that “attempting to win a war that they clearly aren’t going to win” part from the last post.

I, again, commend this man. He is doing his best to inspire his fighters. THey, who go against an army who is comparatively the rich kid at school with the iPhone X with golden plated case with their family crest hand engraved into it, walking out of their Uber Black Ultra Supreme, but that doesn’t exist, or so you thought, because there is a secret unlock code that you can use in the Uber app but it requires an exclusive invite which they input using said golden plated cased iPhone X….

Compared to you walking off of the public transportation bus holding your grandpa’s hand-me-down nokia phone from 2012. But the games on there are SICKLY NOSTALGIC OKAY?

Well now that I’ve gotten that comparison settled…

This king basically breaks everything down to his brave little warriors like this:

We have absolutely nothing that positively compares to anything that they have over there. Our men are weaker, our weapons are duller, and we have a single mule. One little runt of a donkey horse - that’s all we’ve got. But guess what they have that we want so badly we are about to literally die for it.

Beer. Light Beer. The Bud. The good old Light.

A pyramid of Bud Light cases.

And so they charge. They charge with a might and a thirst so powerful that you can HEAR THEIR CRY FROM A THOUSAND MILES AWAY also they have a line of highly trained archers with fire arrows  what can’t hear you, must be the beer.