So Thats A Big Mac, Right?

Let's talk about McDonald's video advertisement format for their $1 $2 $3 Dollar Menu.
It seems that for any low to mild to semi-stressful situation that you may be in that McDonald's has a remedy for it in the form of some sort of circumstantially specific combination of items included on their $1 $2 $3 Dollar Menu, the holy Grail of relief, the #1 resort for all of your problems.
Got a paper that's due tomorrow and you've gotta while that thing out but you also crave a milkshake or smoothie? Some cold drink to cool your brain as it works at it's highest capacity? Got you covered.
Didn't think that there was going to be a sleepover with your daughter bringing over SEVERAL friends and you simply don't k ow how you're going to feed all of these 8 year old mouths in fairy dress up costumes? Got you covered.
Grammy died? Oh no uh we got the it's here have a big Mac but you gotta pay the $6 for it

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